CONSPIRACY COLUMN: Star Studded Illuminati Set to Take Over the World

Your entire world is controlled by an elite group called the Illuminati. At least, that’s what conspiracy theorists believe.

Many of your favorite celebrities are members of this secret society. It’s been rumored that Jay-Z and Beyonce are the leaders of the Illuminati. Other important figures include Barack Obama, the Pope, Queen Elizabeth II, George W. Bush, and the majority of the music industry. It’s safe to say that the Illuminati lives all over the world, in every country, in every city.

The Illuminati was behind the assassinations of John F. Kennedy, Tupac, Bob Marley, Michael Jackson, Heath Ledger, Biggie, Aaliyah, and most recently, Whitney Houston. Apparently, Whitney was killed to celebrate the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee while also making room for the Illuminati’s youngest member, Blue Ivy Carter, Jigga and Bey’s new baby girl.

Everything is controlled by the Illuminati. They have coordinated everything from assassinations to the Super Bowl Halftime Shows. Their main goal is to create a New World Order – a one world authoritarian government. Founded on May 1, 1776, the Illuminati receded and then came back recently, within the past 100 years, even stronger than before. They plan to take over the world by manipulating the money and killing off any of their members who turn against them.

Maybe an Illuminati member wrote this very article. You be the judge.